The Zoolatry Human is thankful for the many 
This is an old fashioned picture of my old fashioned Daddy when he was just a little boy. He liked kitties even back then! Since this picture is probably 55-years old or more, it is black and white. The Zoolatry Human made his kitty "colorful" and she let me "visit" so I could listen to the bedtime story.
Here are all our pretty himmie parts: Soft and sweet sniffers. Beautiful bloomers. Lovely listeners. Pretty peepers. Warm and wiggly washcloths. Chuckling choppers. Cool climbers. All put together they make Zoey and Maggy. 
FISH IS GOOD, WE LOVE FISH. FISH HAVE FUNNY NAMES. CATS SOMETIMES HAVE FUNNY NAMES. LET'S FISH-NAME OUR FRIENDS. THE A-Z OF FISH...
Once upon a time...
... a young woman and a young man fell in love...
Maggy... did we get invited? Zoey... of course we did! But then I can't read too well...
Zoey... I shall be Flower Girl because I am quite good at tossing things
around and about. Maggy... I shall be Ring Bearer because I can be trusted
with their wedding bands. Zoey... Who gets to go down the aisle first?
Do we get wedding cake?
Zoey... do we sign the guest book? Maggy... you don't know cursive and
your paw won't hold that pen!
Zoey... where do I sit? Maggy... what does your place card say?
Maggy and Zoey... and they will live happily ever after.
Hey, Maggy... looks what I found on the porch this morning. Dead. Mmmm. Good, very very good.
Obviously it was good, Zoey. Look what Mom found on her office room carpet this morning. Not good, not good at all.
Top Cat, Zoey
Maggy's Vineyard
Where's Zoey? 
Annie, Mosaic Cat
PHOTO HUNT: It is very, very, very important to play with balloons only after your nails have been trimmed.
Say hello to "Boo"... he just came to live with his furever family, Ann & Justus. A sweet little abandoned stray, nursed back to health around Christmastime. He's just been with his new family for about a week, and is still a bit shy and scared. So... if we all welcome him... he might feel more at home... stop by and say hello! 
Look Zoey, our beautiful sister is trying out fashionable fur-do's for her wedding day...+copy.jpg)
I am an indoor cat. These are the Thirteen Things I see from my window. 1. Trees to the west behind the fence. 2. Trees in the front beyond the walk. 3. Trees on the north side. 4. A tree stump from the big tree that came down in a hurricane. 5. Brazilian pepper trees which have invaded Florida. 6. The big basketball hoop. 7. Lots of dirt where there should be grass. And 8 through 13... I do see, but the Z.H. is never quick enough with the camera: Armadillo, Hawks, Butterflies, Ducks, Squirrels and of course, Lizards.
I am an indoor cat. I love to sit in the window to watch the world go by. Thirteen Things I do NOT think I will ever see from my windows even with the assistance of my powerful binoculars: 1. A Downhill Skier. 2. A Windmill. 3. T-Rex. 4. An Antique Automobile. 5. A Hot Dog Vendor. 6. A Bunch of Grapes. 7. An Igloo. 8. A Pilgrim. 9. A Snake Charmer. 10. The Liberty Bell. 11. A Jack In The Box. 12. The Eiffel Tower. 13. An Alien. 
Dad says, "more of me is better... I love Dad."
One-Inch: "Would someone please ever so kindly open the door just a wee bit wider for me?"
As the Zoolatry Human's Primary Alter Ego, I can state truthfully and unequivocally that I did not gain weight over the recent holiday season. (A/K/A Maggy A/K/A Big Butt)
As the Secondary Alter Ego for the Zoolatry Human, I can state truthfully and unequivocally that I did give up smoking for New Years; New Years Day, that is. (A/K/A Zoey, A/K/A Marlboro Man) 
THURSDAY 13 (plus 17 more) - or - All The Reasons Why Maggy & Zoey May Not Be Posting Much during the next 30-days... say bye-bye to blogging... listed in no particular order of importance and/or priority. As can be seen above, our Zoolatry Human has put her head "back in the sand", this time a bit south at the Indialantic beach by the hotel. She says we can't blog, unless we do "old" pictures cause "that's not on the list"... and by the way, she screamed this at us. Jan 3 to Feb 3... 30 days, 30 reasons... so, what is on "the list"... maybe we can help! (1) finish crafting 10 centerpieces for reception, mark and box for hotel. (2) purchase white tulle for florist to drape the gazebo (see picture above). (3) finish printing childrens coloring books, take to print shop for binding and trimming. (4) do seating chart and place cards. (5) finish making all table favors for the big humans. (6) finishing making all special favors for the little human beans. (7) gets the sizes on the antique heirloom linens to be sure they fit bridal table, cake table, etc. etc. and (8) wash, iron (what's an iron?) and hang for the hotel. (9) set up multiple dental appointments for GreatGrandma who had serious dental emergency on New Years Eve. (10) remind human-man-cat he gets to empty our litter boxes all month cause the other human won't be bothering. (11) get oil change in car. (12) get pampers and baby food for the matron of honors baby as they will stay at our house for the wedding weekend (YUK.. a baby in the house!). (13) finish designing and printing wedding programs and tie with raffia. (14) order all of GreatGrandma's prescriptions from 3 different pharmacies (thank you medicare). (15) do year end accounting reports for Adamus Realty Group, send to CPA and get 1099s done for sales agents. (16) get a manicure (HA!). (17) get hair cut and styled (HA!). (18) get appropriate undythings (HA!) to wear under motherofbride clothes. (19) figure out final guest count for hotel. (20) do laundry. (21) clean kitchen daily after human-man-cat (our own live in Emril) makes great big messes cooking his great meals. (22) remember to make 6 cards for the 6 friends who have January birthdays; and one very special card for LW who has a special birthday in February. (23) read sports section and find out who wins AFC and NFC for the National Feline League site; cause we did make a promise on that one. (24) schedule hospice appointments with RN. (25) schedule prewedding hair style for GreatGrandma. (26) schedule GreatGrandma's dental surgery. (27) get together with alterations lady... with photographer lady... with cake lady. (28) do 20 wedding cakes -- no, not bake them -- photoshop them and make album for cake lady as we bartered the wedding cake and now must do our part! (29) take down Christmas decorations (do not leave them up until Easter!) since everyone forced us into putting them up in the first place: bah humbug. (30) plan Little Christmas party for Jan 6 for family and friends, 12 beans in all. (31) eat, sleep. Ooops, sorry, we were only allowed 30. Better take those off the list.
Maggy and Zoey found an "old autograph book" that belonged to the Zoolatry Human way back when she was just starting those teen-years (they didn't have internet, and blogs, and emails back then, it was soooooooooo many years ago)... anyway, it had a little saying in it and that is our New Years Wish for all of our wonderful kitty friends, and all their families:
