the CACC [Coalition of Cats Against Cameras].
If you are interested in joining, simply fill out our 100-page application form,
available by mail, and have each page notarized.
Be sure to include 10,000 bags of Tuna Temptations and
1,000 extremely humongous packages of Shrimp as your membership fee.
Please note: there is no guarantee of acceptance into this elite group.