1.26.2009

MY FELLOW AMERICATS...

MY FELLOW AMERICATS...
Should I not win the popular vote, and the supreme court
does not override the electorate... I believe I am
highly qualified for any cabinet position:
Secretary of State: As a supreme talker I am very skilled
with negotiations and high diplomacy.
Secretary of the Treasury: We'll all have more than
enough green papers to rule the world.
Secretary of Defense: My whapping skills are
finely attuned.
Attorney General: I would work diligently to ensure
all kittehs are treated fair and equal.
Secretary of the Interior: My pledge is to guarantee
all kittehs are allowed to play in the interior
and in the exterior.
Secretary of Agriculture: Temptations for all,
all the time. Need I say more?
Secretary of Commerce: Unemployment (for our
humans, naturally) will decrease under my
leadership to 0%.
Secretary of Labor: No more duties, responsibilities
or hard work is my promise to all kittehs.
Secretary of Health & Human Services: I can assure
you that each and every kitteh will receive the
ultimate in health care at all times, and as for the
Human Services part of the job: believe me, the humans
will be at our beck and call.
Secretary of Housing & Urban Development:
It is my paws-up pledge that every
kitteh in the land will have a forever home.
Secretary of Transportation: All kittehs will henceforth
and forever be allowed to go wherever they
want to go, whenever they want to.
Secretary of Energy: This may not be the best choice for me,
as I am not interested in expending much energy
on much of anything much of the time.
Secretary of Education: This is a no-brainer, a easy position
if you will, as we all know that kittehs are
already very, very intelligent.
Secretary of Veterans Affairs: It is my firm belief that
every veteran deserves the best of everything, always.
Secretary of Homeland Security:
Never fear, Maggy is here.
And just as an afterthought:
Madam Vice President sounds appealing, too.
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It's always important to vote,
no matter who your choice may be.

18 comments:

  1. You're amazing - if I hadn't already voted for myself I would vote for you!

    Loved the photo - Mummy cracked up when I showed it to her :)

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  2. Wow, Maggy, you sure are qualified for effury position!!! What is Zoey saying to you???

    Sniffie and the Florida Furkids

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  3. Wow, Maggy! I am impressed! I'm beginning to think I may be a little too old for this position and should let the younger generation take over! I wouldn't mind a cabinet post where I can still be pampered!

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  4. Oh wow! I did vote for myself, but you are such an awesome candidate. I haven't prepared a campaign speech or anything...I just want a better world where kitties and doggies can live in peace and harmony...and where kitties are judged by the content of their character, not the color or length of their fur.

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  5. Wow! Very impressive!

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  6. My goodness Maggy, you really are well qualified!

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  7. I think you will be very good at whatever you choose. However, remember all of that will take up nap time and you will have so much more to do!

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  8. Pee ess - I left you an award on my blog today.

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  9. Maggy your our Cat for President!! And you would be good in any position!! Whoo Hoo!!!
    Your FL furiends,

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  10. Wow. You'd be a great cabinet member!
    Kiddo

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  11. Maggy...we think you'd be purrfect for any of those positions!

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  12. Thank you for visiting me on my blogoversary!

    You have a great campaign speech!

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  13. hmmmmmmmmmmm yoo makes a great arguements.

    but... but...

    i wanna be pressidents....

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  14. Any one of those positions would suit woo pawfectly. Good luck.

    Woos, the OP Pack

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  15. Maggy, your speech was pawsome and you look fabulous at that podium! You definitely have a leading air about you, that's for sure! We wish you the best of luck in the election furriend!
    Purrs and headbutts,
    Sabrina, Sam and Simon
    Pee Ess ... we used the gorgeous picture you made us as our Meezer Monday post, and efurrykitty just loved it! Thanks so much!!

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  16. I am so impressed that I need a nap right now to sleep on what I have been told.

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  17. Maggy,

    It's Coco! Can you believe it? I don't know how many furrends Teri has, but must be lots, cuz when she wrote to them all last night and sent them that purrty picture you made of me, look what happened!

    I told Teri to print out your list of whats in a cabinet, and think you sure know a lot about stuff like that and I will need your help if I win! And if I don't win, well I have a nice picture to remember the campaign by.

    Warmfelines,
    Coco

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