MY FELLOW AMERICATS...

MY FELLOW AMERICATS...

Should I not win the popular vote, and the supreme court

does not override the electorate... I believe I am

highly qualified for any cabinet position:

Secretary of State: As a supreme talker I am very skilled

with negotiations and high diplomacy.

Secretary of the Treasury: We'll all have more than

enough green papers to rule the world.

Secretary of Defense: My whapping skills are

finely attuned.

Attorney General: I would work diligently to ensure

all kittehs are treated fair and equal.

Secretary of the Interior: My pledge is to guarantee

all kittehs are allowed to play in the interior

and in the exterior.

Secretary of Agriculture: Temptations for all,

all the time. Need I say more?

Secretary of Commerce: Unemployment (for our

humans, naturally) will decrease under my

leadership to 0%.

Secretary of Labor: No more duties, responsibilities

or hard work is my promise to all kittehs.

Secretary of Health & Human Services: I can assure

you that each and every kitteh will receive the

ultimate in health care at all times, and as for the

Human Services part of the job: believe me, the humans

will be at our beck and call.

Secretary of Housing & Urban Development:

It is my paws-up pledge that every

kitteh in the land will have a forever home.

Secretary of Transportation: All kittehs will henceforth

and forever be allowed to go wherever they

want to go, whenever they want to.

Secretary of Energy: This may not be the best choice for me,

as I am not interested in expending much energy

on much of anything much of the time.

Secretary of Education: This is a no-brainer, a easy position

if you will, as we all know that kittehs are

already very, very intelligent.

Secretary of Veterans Affairs: It is my firm belief that

every veteran deserves the best of everything, always.

Secretary of Homeland Security:

Never fear, Maggy is here.

And just as an afterthought:

Madam Vice President sounds appealing, too.

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