Should I not win the popular vote, and the supreme court
does not override the electorate... I believe I am
highly qualified for any cabinet position:
Secretary of State: As a supreme talker I am very skilled
with negotiations and high diplomacy.
Secretary of the Treasury: We'll all have more than
enough green papers to rule the world.
Secretary of Defense: My whapping skills are
Attorney General: I would work diligently to ensure
all kittehs are treated fair and equal.
Secretary of the Interior: My pledge is to guarantee
all kittehs are allowed to play in the interior
and in the exterior.
Secretary of Agriculture: Temptations for all,
all the time. Need I say more?
Secretary of Commerce: Unemployment (for our
humans, naturally) will decrease under my
leadership to 0%.
Secretary of Labor: No more duties, responsibilities
or hard work is my promise to all kittehs.
Secretary of Health & Human Services: I can assure
you that each and every kitteh will receive the
ultimate in health care at all times, and as for the
Human Services part of the job: believe me, the humans
will be at our beck and call.
Secretary of Housing & Urban Development:
It is my paws-up pledge that every
kitteh in the land will have a forever home.
Secretary of Transportation: All kittehs will henceforth
and forever be allowed to go wherever they
want to go, whenever they want to.
Secretary of Energy: This may not be the best choice for me,
as I am not interested in expending much energy
on much of anything much of the time.
Secretary of Education: This is a no-brainer, a easy position
if you will, as we all know that kittehs are
already very, very intelligent.
Secretary of Veterans Affairs: It is my firm belief that
every veteran deserves the best of everything, always.
Secretary of Homeland Security:
Never fear, Maggy is here.
And just as an afterthought:
Madam Vice President sounds appealing, too.
It's always important to vote,
no matter who your choice may be.