1. Zoey, do not get on the kitchen counter. But sometimes there's a dinner plate here with a nice little treat left on it...2. Zoey, stay off the dining room table. But it is so tempting when you toss a pile of warm laundry there...
3. Zoey, stay out of the shower please. But I like the warm water spray...
4. Zoey, get away from the paper shredder. But you know I have a paper fetish, and the shredded paper is the very best...
5. Zoey, put your toys away, the human keeps tripping over them. But if I put my toys away, I'll only have to get them out again...
6. Zoey, stop whapping Maggy. But Maggy is so wonderfully whappable, especially if I can catch her by surprise ...
7. Zoey, get out of the cotton balls and q-tips. But they're good for cleaning my ears and my toehawks...
8. Zoey, leave that wastebasket alone. But when I tip it over some amazing things will come out of it...
9. Zoey, get away from the kitty treats. But I know just where they are. OK, I'll wait till the humans are in bed for this one...
10. Zoey, move away from the front door, I'm going out. But if I get close enough and try hard enough I might be able to sneak out into the yard...
11. Zoey, get out from under the coffee table. But this is where I like to hide and play bite-the-toes when someone sits down to watch TV...
12. Zoey, leave Great Grandma's oxygen tubing alone. But it moves here and there and it wiggles around, and it is the most fun to play with...
13. Zoey... Zoey! Well, guess what? There is no #13... cause most of the time I am a really really really really Good Kitty!
Zoey, the good kitty looks like an angel! And remember, that paper shredder really is a dangerous thing!!
ReplyDeleteSo many rules. We understand you can't follow them. Why should you?
ReplyDeleteOh dear.
ReplyDeleteWe still think you are GOOD. :) In comparison to boys aged 18 and 20. And cats who have the nickname Great White Pointer.
Hahah you is a littel character are you not Zoey!
ReplyDeleteThough I do not think playing with grammas oxygen tubing is a very good idea....
V-V
We don't understand why any of those things would make you Bad Kitty - we think they are all Good things....well, maybe the oxygen tubes might not be good to play with.
ReplyDeleteSniffie and the Florida Furkids
Zoey that is a lot to remember! No wonder you forget every once in a while!
ReplyDeleteMaggy is bad too. You just like her better than me.
ReplyDeleteZoey, we think all of those things are good to do, because they sound fun! Except for the shredder and trying to sneak outside that is ... hee hee!
ReplyDeletePurrs and headbutts,
Sabrina, Sam and Simon
Woo do a lot of the same things we did as puppies, well, some of us still do them:-)
ReplyDeleteTail wags, the OP Pack
Oh Zoey! When you are bad, you are really bad, especially with the oxygen tubing! Hee! Hee!
ReplyDeleteBut I think you are the bestest kitty out there!
Zoey, that was hilarious!! Our mom says thank you for that laugh today, she needed it!
ReplyDeleteWe looked at the list and we think you are a good kitty all the time, it's just a matter of perspective, right?
ReplyDeleteWow. It is hard to be a good cat around your house.
ReplyDeleteZooey, I can't believe you are a bad kitty EVER! C'mere and I will give you lotsa hugs and kisses! xxxxsmoochy, smoochyxxxxx
ReplyDeleteHee Hee!!!!
ReplyDeleteToo funny!!!
Maybe not the oxygen tubing part though.
Purrs Shade
Zoey, we bet you don't hear those things very often cuz we know you are a good kitty. ::wink wink::
ReplyDeleteHow come all the things we are Not Allowed to do are all the fun things? It seems a little bit unfair.
ReplyDeleteOh Zoey, that's an awful lot of fun stuff they don't want you to do. You know what "they" say rules are made to be broken and we thinks us cats were made to break the rules.
ReplyDeleteWe will be by tomorrow as soon as we can drag our human out of bed. She is mubling something about a sore throat and medicice and sleeping late .......... we don't think so, the slacker will get up when Scylla says so. That's another thing US cats were born to make rules for those silly beans to follow.
~S,S,C & F
Zoey.....you are far too beautiful to ever be bad!!!
ReplyDeleteOohh you iz a good kitty!!
ReplyDeleteda shower is fun...
That sounds a bit like our Mom - just substitute Milo or Alfie for Zoey!
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