My fireside chat with Madame President Coco, and her esteemed and honorable Vice President, Sir Misha was warm and friendly. A camaraderie of cats can be a rare thing... but I am totally thrilled and pleased to have been appointed as Minister of Arts. I will uphold the duties of this high office to the best of my ability, and serve with distinction and grace. All kittehs are welcome to visit my studio at any time, for photoart or offurcial portraits.
As a side note, any kitteh who finds himself or herself to have been discovered by media sleuths (purrpurrazzi) in, shall we say, a compromising position ~ let it be known that we also have the ability to discreetly alter your photographs as needed, to one that is more appropriate for public viewing. All such requests and work will be confidential.