WHAT'S NEW PUSSYCAT?

So, the Zoolatry Human was being a bit lazy today, and couldn't figure out what she wanted to post on Zoolatry. I told her I'd take over ~ after all those photo files of hers are on overload with pictures (of ME) never posted! So I chose a few that I liked... then she said, "but Zoey, they don't go together, they don't tell a story". And I said, "so what"! I'll call it my "nattering nonsense" post, or maybe my "catty chitchat" or "random ramblings and rumors" or "what's new pussycat?". It doesn't really matter now does it? "Oh Zoey", she sighed. "Well, whatever ~ here they are, story or not."

THREE NAKED CATS ~ I saw recently that Seaborne and Ginger Jasper got those sad, shaved to the skin, summer cuts (sometimes called lion cuts). Why do the humans do this to us? I invited them over, we commiserated awhile on the back porch, and I told them that just outside that door there is a big-big woods where we can hide until we're normal again! (PS, no, I didn't get one of those cuts, at least not yet - that's me from last year when I did have one.)

DANCING WITH THE STARS ~ Speaking of Ginger Jasper, he's quite the twinkle-toes, a furry-Fred-Astaire on four. As Ginger (not to get confusing here, but I am Ginger, the partner...) to his Fred, we appeared on DWTS... do you like our performance? It earned us perfect 10's and we took home the mirror ball!

HIDE AND GO SEEK ~ here's a picture of me 'n Maggy when we went on a boat ride over on all the lakes around Winter Park. Isn't that just like Maggy... she thinks she can entice me back into the swamp. "C'mon here Zoey", she says, "I have something good for you!". HA! I'm not falling for that trick again, at least not this week.

HANSOM HANSEL ~ I filled out Hansel's appleecayshun for a girlfriend the other day. We have lots in common, specially our love of and passion for jinglie-balls. Hansel may not have known, it is a little secret of mine, but I can actually carry the little balls around on my toof. That is when I can find them. The human says maybe 101 of them are under furniture.
THE PTU ~ a lot of kitties don't like to go in there PTUs. So you might think it a little strange, but I am quite fond of mine. It's a wonderful and cozy little place to nap (or to hide). But then before you know it, along comes the human with that camera of hers, saying "oh, that is so cute" and flash, flash, flash. Can she not read the sign?