Oh Zoey, No Zoey, how can that be?
Your fur is quite short, and quite curly too,
I woke up this way, and I guess, so did you.
Well, I've heard that some humans,
awake New Years Day,
asking "what did I do, what did I say?"
But Maggy, dear Maggy, what did we do,
we were good kitties, all the way through.
Yet someone snuck in and stole our soft furs,
they stole most of mine and they also stole yours.
Hey girls, they'll grow back,
just you wait and see, soon you'll be floofy
as floofy can be.
(P.S. by ZH: our files have more floofy-cat photos than naked-cat photos, so they won't be embarrassed for long... hope your New Years Eve was not at all embarrassing! Us, well, we were
bedded down long before the "ball dropped" and the kitties were snuggled on soft little
peggy-blankies, dreaming of sugarplums and lollipops...)