1.09.2011

THE SUNDAY NEWSPAPER

MEMO TO: All Cat and Dog Bloggers: 
Slave, opposable thumb, food person, biped, office assisant or typist: whatever
you may call that fur-less, two-legged creature who lives with you,
we'd like to remind you it is now time for their Annual Purr-Fur-Mance Review. 
Last year brought about a fair amount of hissing and whining, meowing and wooing,
all because our furry furriends never got a chance to "review" their humans blog purr-fur-mance for the year!  Yeah, yeah, Maggy and I heard the ZH say over and over again,
"girls, we just don't have time".  (yeah, that'll impact her review fursure)
Well, one would think she would make time.  After all, don't these "humans" know that any salary increase, bonuses, awards, 401KAT contributions ~ well, they're all purr-fur-manced based. 
Now, of course, that does not include all you senior kitties out there (sorry),
you all know that social secatity payments have been frozen for two-years (sorry again). 
You're still encouraged to complete a review and
everyone is asked to post their reviews on the same date ~ Friday, February 18, 2011,
and be sure to include a link to your review on the Cat Blogosphere.  
Below, many of our friends recently held an office meeting to discuss upcoming reviews,
so join in, it's fun and we'll get a chance to know the truth-and-lies or
the good-the bad-and-the ugly, about those humans behind the scenes... 
Here is a suggested review form as prepared by our Human Resources Department
(properly called Purrsonel).  Yes, this document is cat-oriented, we humby suggest all the woos
paraphrase as need be.  Also, as this review form is somewhat generic in nature,
feel free to add your own cat-egories for review.  One lowly human (speaking anonymously)
wanted to remind the furry ones that bad reviews could result in a lesser amount of
treats, Temptations, outside travel, etc., so do
be cognizant of the risks when completing your review.
Feel free to copy the review form for your reference if needed; just right click and save.
You know, Purrsonel people tend to get a bit detail-oriented, so below are three sidebar tags.
You can right click & save on the large, medium or small, as best fits your blog.
These tags show you are participating in the review process and will alert your readers
and viewers to visit and read the review on 2.18.2011.


And finally, we will send periodic reminders out to ensure none furget to complete
and post their review on February 18, 2011.
Is it paws up?  Or tails down? 

27 comments:

  1. This looks like fun. I hope I can get Mom to help me with this.

    Herman

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  2. Now we will have to diplomatic here because our mum is going to have to help us with the computer and we don't want her going off in a huffity puffity mood!!
    luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx

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  3. Oh we cannot wait to give our report on our assistant. We have it all copied and will start planning our review. Great idea. Hope you have a wonderful Sunday.

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  4. Its deffo a paws up, now I just need to get mum motivated.. Hugs GJ x

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  5. We're in! We hope Mom sees this and shapes up before her review!

    The Florida Furkids and Angel Sniffie

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  6. Ooooo! Paws up, for sure, from Grace & Company! They have LOTS to say about me, I'm sure!! :-/

    M

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  7. On no, do we tell the truth and risk the wrath of Mommy or lie and make her look good.

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  8. I failed to do one on my human last year. She began her spiral in late 2009. Perhaps a wake-up review would have saved 2010 from being such a fiasco! MOL.....she IS getting one this year!!!

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  9. Ann, we will PURRticipate, yesh, we will. Of course, don't think momma is gonna get such a good review this year 'cause we have been absent a good deal of the time but she does get an A+ for loving us!

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  10. I'm all over this!

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  11. Hee hee! This will be great! We just hope our mom will still help us blog after...

    Fraidy Cats Pip, Smidgen, Minnie, (and Hollie too!)

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  12. We will have to give this some thought.

    Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

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  13. I'm so ready to review my mom!

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  14. Julie better say her prayers!

    Hugs,
    Tom

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  15. oh no, oh no, I'd be soooo busted.

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  16. As usual, my servant gets failing marks. I really really need a new one.

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  17. We think Mom will not do so well on her review. She is waay behind in helping us blog. And visit.

    Purrs,
    Padre, Panda Bear, Meerkat, Cookie, and Caramel (& fosters Sunny and Sky)

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  18. I'll be in! Can tell you now that SS better pull up her socks!

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  19. Look out Mom, We are planning on doing this this year!

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  20. Oh boy, our first review! Mom's cowering in the corner hehehe

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  21. I absolutely LOVE this Purr-fur-mance review idea and I am marking (well, not in THAT way, folks) my family's calendar as I meow! I can't wait to tell it like it is on February 18th! Cool idea!
    xoxo...Henry the tabby cat

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  22. OMC!! We iz so happy to see dis. We thot we had missed it, since we saw sumpin' abowt Janooary, so we thot it wuz already done!

    We finks our servant will git a mixed reevyoo.

    S..Munchkin

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  23. I just popped over from Asta's blog. I love the idea of a performance review and boy, do I have a few things to get off my chest!

    I am a cat loving dog and have three wonderful and bossy feline siblings. Looking forward to learning more about you.

    Your pal, Pip

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