MEMO TO: All Cat and Dog Bloggers:
Slave, opposable thumb, food person, biped, office assisant or typist: whatever
you may call that fur-less, two-legged creature who lives with you,
we'd like to remind you it is now time for their Annual Purr-Fur-Mance Review.
Last year brought about a fair amount of hissing and whining, meowing and wooing,
all because our furry furriends never got a chance to "review" their humans blog purr-fur-mance for the year! Yeah, yeah, Maggy and I heard the ZH say over and over again,
"girls, we just don't have time". (yeah, that'll impact her review fursure)
Well, one would think she would make time. After all, don't these "humans" know that any salary increase, bonuses, awards, 401KAT contributions ~ well, they're all purr-fur-manced based.
Now, of course, that does not include all you senior kitties out there (sorry),
you all know that social secatity payments have been frozen for two-years (sorry again).
You're still encouraged to complete a review and
everyone is asked to post their reviews on the same date ~ Friday, February 18, 2011,
and be sure to include a link to your review on the Cat Blogosphere.
Below, many of our friends recently held an office meeting to discuss upcoming reviews,
so join in, it's fun and we'll get a chance to know the truth-and-lies or
the good-the bad-and-the ugly, about those humans behind the scenes...
Here is a suggested review form as prepared by our Human Resources Department
(properly called Purrsonel). Yes, this document is cat-oriented, we humby suggest all the woos
paraphrase as need be. Also, as this review form is somewhat generic in nature,
feel free to add your own cat-egories for review. One lowly human (speaking anonymously)
wanted to remind the furry ones that bad reviews could result in a lesser amount of
treats, Temptations, outside travel, etc., so do
Feel free to copy the review form for your reference if needed; just right click and save.
You know, Purrsonel people tend to get a bit detail-oriented, so below are three sidebar tags.
You can right click & save on the large, medium or small, as best fits your blog.
These tags show you are participating in the review process and will alert your readers
And finally, we will send periodic reminders out to ensure none furget to complete
and post their review on February 18, 2011.
Is it paws up? Or tails down?