3.01.2011

TUESDAY TALK

Every day I get lots of mail, e-mail ya know.  I just don't understand why the ZH won't let me read a lot of it, I mean I am learning more in kittengarten every day and I reads purrty well now.  There's peoples from foreign lands who want to send me lots of monies they found.  Then there are peoples who want to marry me! And more peoples who want to sell me some rolex watches or unusual and uplifting medicinal products to improve my life!  Why this morning, one email said they had 15 banana bread recipes for me!  I thought it would be interesting to learn that many different ways to make banana bread!  Gosh, I get excited about all my mail!  Some times it's there's like seventy or ninety or a bazillion emails for me!  But she won't let me read it, I just don't understand ...
PS... those diapery things DO NOT belong to me, tho the ZH said
if I tried one, maybe I wouldn't have to use my litter box so often...

15 comments:

  1. Wow Zoey!! You do get lots of mail!! My kitties mostly get ones saying they won't lottos they never entered. lol

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  2. Our mom gets a lot of email like that too...especially the ones for watches and "uplifting" pills. :-P

    We think some of them must be very funny, but she won't let us open or read them, either!

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  3. Zoey - we get lots of that zany mail too, but we also get those special ones from friends who understand the value of a good friend. And those we do cherish.

    We used to have lots of those diapery things here too, but now just an emergency supply for when the little guy stops by. We really don't think you would find them very useful")

    Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

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  4. We get mail to go to nursing school. Don't they know that we are already the best nurses in the house!

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  5. We have the same problem Zoey. We've "won" the lottery so many times we've lost count ~ and mom doesn't even buy a ticket!

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  6. Oh, we gets lots of that kind of email too and Mumsy don't like it and thinks it is not good for us to read. We don't have any diapery things here, but we used to have lots of them. Hugs and nose kisses

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  7. Not fair! Why do our moms have to stick their noses into our business?

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  8. Zoey - you must be a very popular lady to get soooo many emails.
    Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx

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  9. we get some of those strange emails too! Drives us crazy!

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  10. I get email like that too. I wish the Woman could get that when it's too me, Of course they mean it!

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  11. We get those uplifting pill ones too, and ones with lists for management courses and all sorts. Not only does our mum not let us read them, she doesn't even read them herself. Doesn't she realise what great opportunities she is missing?

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  12. We get lots of those things too. Wanting to send us money if we will cash for them etc and we are glad to know others get them too. Your mum is wise not to let you read all the junk sweet one.. Hugs GJ x

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  13. It is amazing how many emails we get a day, isn't it?

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  14. You are quite popular, aren't you Zoey??

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  15. Wowie, Miss Zoey! My mom doesn't ever let me check my email - maybe I have lots waiting for me too!

    Your friend, Zoe

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