NOM, NOM ~ BBRRRRRS ~ NO. 2000

[a conversation between two cats, Maggy (red) and Zoey (green)]

Zoey, today is a special day, even Poppy Vic
doesn't know how special it is! 
Why, Magster ~ what's so special about today?

And what the meoow does that mean ... NOM, NOM ~ BBRRRRRS?

Well, you see, my silly little ZoZo, the "nom nom" which you might think

is about about treats, is not ... and the "bbrrrrrs" is not because my

furs got all shaved off and I'm cold ...

So, if it's not about that, what is it ...

Stop interrupting and you'll find out!  You see, after this, I am going to

"take it easy on this easy Sunday", because I realized that today is our

2000th POST!

Wow, I guess we all need to take it easy after all that hard work,

in fact, just thinking about it makes me want to nap!
How much is 2000 anyway?  I can't count that high!

Well, we can take a nap after I share all my NomBbrrs from the past
weeks stat report ~ I mean NUMBERS!

1. We've had 151,874 total visits to Zoolatry.

Gosh, I didn't know there were that many kitties 'n woofies out there!

2. Our average per day is 127.

We need to work on that, more, more, more please!

3. Visitors here stay for an average of 2:11 minutes.

That's not long enough to give me a treat or a chin scritch!

4. In the past week, 886 visitors have popped in and out.

Should-a been at least 1000 as popular as I am, don't ya think?

5. More visitors (143) looked at our post picture for Silly Saturday,
Butt in a Basket than any other day during that week.
Yeah! Yay! T'was me, yeah me!

6. The fewest visitors (104) came by to see a Tuesday Toe and
a Tuesday Tail with Maggy. 
Well, of course!  I am far more popular than Maggy, right?
I have more interesting toes, a floofier tail, and then there's my toof! 

And so as not to bore everyfurry with tons more NomBbrrs
and statistics,  just one more here:
7.  We have 297 followers.
Yeah, yeah.  Truth be told, Maggy, me, myself and I, the
renowned and beloved Zoey, have 296 followers and you
have just 1.  Bhu follows you, Mags!

Girls, girls, statistics are boring, and they can mean whatever
you want them to mean, good, bad or in-between.
There's really only 1 number that is important here.

What?  What?

We've made a whole lot of friends during this time.
Only 1 really counts, and that's YOU ,  you who just
took the time to read this post!
You're Number 1.
Thank You 1 and ALL . 
So. girls ... be polite, say thank you ...

THANK YOU ~ THANK YOU
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Hey, Mom ... (yes, Zoey, what is it now?) ... how come we don't have
a picture here to celebrate, like a really super-dooper picture of me?
Well, little one, if you want to see a picture of yourself, scroll
through the archives over there, you'll find about 1,999 of them.