With less than 50 days left until Election Day [raise those hooves, donks!],
the campaign security team has been called in from all field offices to DC headquarters for a high-level planning and strategy meeting.
The team has traveled here, and there, to protect and serve, working round the clock!
Supervisory Special Agent Dougie Dog also wanted to extend special thanks to each and every Special Agent on the team ~
by sharing the unveiling of their offurcial portrait in the lobby at Homeland Security HQ.
But first ... he gives today's meeting agenda to each agent ...
September 15 Meeting Agenda
1] Beverage of choice and morning snak
2] Clean sunglasses
3] Practice looking fierce like SA Tees
4] Naptime for all
6] Litterbox break for almost all, outside walk required for SSA D.D.
5] Snak time for all
7] Brief interview with candidates Joe and Smoke
8] Presentation by Campaign Manager Nellie on upcoming September 29 Debates
9] Submit requests to OMB for new ear buds and increased funding for snaks
10] Introduction of our newest agent: Special Agent In Training, ELLIE Fearless Feline,
recent graduate with high honors from Quantico. Welcome her to team. Special note: advise
Ellie that "pink and purple" accoutrements, although looking fabulous on her,
simply will not do! Oh, and don't furget to clean the sunglasses again!