I thought it might be fun to do "trick 'n' treat" and I even found a new friend to go with me.
He was hiding sort of behind-and/or-under the refrigerator when I was prowling during the night.
He said he had a sister but she was too a-scared to come out thinking I would eat her up.
Anyway, the ZH says I'm still too little to go out [even with a friend] and then she 'splained it's not
at all safe to do it this year, things being the way they are. The way they are is not good.
So I'm putting my paws together that all kitties and woofies and all the little human people don't go
out and do trick 'n treating either, or even go to parties or stuff, cause it's probably not good for them!
So, we'll stay indoors and maybe if anyone comes to our door we can "scare" them, and then
afterwards we'll give them a treat! Then, oh my goodness, the ZH has to 'splain yet another thing to me,
it turns out that the place where we live is almost all kind of oldish people (like her) and
she said they really don't go knocking on doors asking for candy and gum and apples, that they've
outgrowed that kind of thing. Well, I ask you. What is the world coming to?
I'm just a wee bit of a thing and here I am living with a lot of oldish peoples? Oh dear.
Now: this is super secret, hush-hush: don't tell my new friend here, or his sister, but tonight
when it's dark and I'm prowling about the kitchen, if I see either of them, yeah,
I'll most likely eat them up, one or both!
That's my Halloween Treat: cause a growing girl needs her protein.
Wonder if Ms Sandee is giving out treats today at ...