TODAY IS ~

 So, June, today is "respect your cat day" ~ how do you suggest I observe that on your behalf?

Oh, I know exactly what you should do ~ whatever I do, whenever I do it,

however I do it, no matter how often I do it, whether you like that I do it,

or don't like that I do it, whether it makes you happy that I do it,

or makes you unhappy that I do it, whether you think I should do it,

or think I should not have done it, whether you approve of what I have done,

or disapprove that I did such a thing, whether you are upset with me for

having done what I did, or very proud and pleased with me for

having done whatever it was that I did, here's the thing:

I do what I want, when I want, regardless ~ because I am a cat.

I do as I wish to do ~ because I am a cat.

I am who I am ~ a cat.

Respect me, it is a requirement ~ for I am a cat.