I strongly object to the Wednesday Word today and am not inclined to add it to my voCATulary. It's simply not fair. And before even going further, I suggest you look at my "Happy Tuesday" picture, posted yesterday, before coming to any conclusions. After all, I could just as easily (if'n I had thumbs) go through all her personal photo files and find the most unflattering pictures to post! Would I do that? Of course not! (MEOW, well maybe I would, if'n I had those thumbs and she was outta the house long enough ... MEOW) And that's what's going on here, she just found this one photo ... one photo ... that well ... remember, fair is fair.
Excuse me, June. I must interrupt and beg to differ. You are still in KittenGarten and learning a new word every week is your responsibility, like it or not. Your word today is DIET. Let me tell you what it means as that's impawtent:
DIET [noun] 1) the kinds of foods that a person or animal eats,
and 2) a special course of food to which one restricts oneself often to lose weight
And little one, at your most recent annual check-up it was pointed out to you, and to me that you had about five-extra-pounds on that cute little furry body of yours, five-pounds that just didn't belong there and it was time to do something about that! So we are, we will.
And when did you hear me meow that I'd restrict myself? Meow?
We are, we will ~ what's with the royal "we"?
I'm doing it for you. I'm managing your DIET!
You're starving me. Help. She's starving me, my friends. Diet, schmeit.
Where are my Temptations? I'll bite her toes at night.
Winter is coming, I need those five-pounds.
That's a "fake" photo, friends. It's AI-generated, fur sure.
It's not even really the real me in that picture!
I need a new vet. I need a new mine mommy.
Soon I'll be too weak to blog ... what's a kitty to do ...