NEILSON ~ Our Friend

 NEILSON, da Nelly, Master of Ceremonies at
the House and Home of Comedy and Tragedy 

... his rights, responsibilities, duties and more ...

1. is allowed on da couch or any place of his choosing at anytime
2. must be winner when engaged in tousling with da phenny
3. approved as official caretaker for da dad mark
[sit on lap, help eat his food, chew his shoes, take him for walks, etc., etc.]
4. has permission to eat da f....ng katty cake to include frosting
5. presenter of roses to Rosy each Friday
6. is always acknowledged as da smartest weim dog

NEILSON [da Nelly] noted recently that the duties and responsibilities of the
weims, once living the EASY life, just like "comedy and tragedy" took a
dramatic turn not long ago, when Dad Mark suddenly fell ill ~ and 
faster-than-fast paws rushed him off to hospital where he stayed for awhile.
Of course, that did give these wild-weims full occupancy of the couch ...
be that as it may:
all are glad to have him home again, where he belongs.
Mostly so they can bother him of course, jump upon him, share the usual
"Moanday" with him and generally create enough havoc that he
will be forced to get better and reclaim control of the "house and home".

So, truth be told, da Nelly is not really the "master" after all, not by a long shot.

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