October 18, 2007

FASHION FRIDAY: FLOOF

Hi... Zoey here. So, I woke up this morning, all excited cause it's Fashion Friday... and Mom says, oh no, not this Friday. She says, this is Floof Friday. And out comes BIG RED, the FLOOFERATOR, OreckXL for X-tra-Loud. That's why I'm not in the picture, neither is Maggy. When BIG RED is on the prowl we're under the beds, faster than floof flies. And gosh, we're not even having company! But she says, floof is all over, floof is everywhere, floof is in the corners, and floof is under the chairs and tables and attached itself to chair and table legs. And she wants to know why some floof goes down and some floof goes up, cause she's moaning that floof is on the ceiling fans and on top of pictures and paintings, and on plant ledges up so high. Floof, floof, floof, she yells! So she picks up some floof of mine, and picks up some floof of Maggys and puts it in this picture -- but you know, YOU KNOW, she made the floof bigger than it is... just to make a point. The point being FLOOF.

11 comments:

  1. Wow, that is a lot of floof!! Wer hate those suck machines, too and under the bed is where I go and Tigger goes outside.

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  2. OH Goodness we hide too when the floofnator comes out. We hates the loud rrrrvrooomm vroom!!! We also aren't too fond of the hair dryer either.

    Purr Purr
    Abby

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  3. Those evil carpet-eating machines are terrifying!!! You do have quite a bit of floof there, though.
    Your buddy, Jimmy Joe

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  4. Tell your mommy that my mommy has trouble with lots of floof, too. And even worse, her big loud sucky monster died, so she has to try to pick up the floof on her own until she can get another one. I hope she doesn't get one for a long time. I hate them. (I promise I didn't kill your loud monster, mommy!)

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  5. Fwoof is good! Tell your Mom that!

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  6. Mom has a vacuum monster dat is in da wall, it doesn't go vroom but it makes a horrible hissy, sucking noyze and we all run from it.

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  7. Hahahaha! That Oreck is one powerful vacuum!

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  8. I don't like the rug sucking machine either and we don't have rugs.It's so loud!!

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  9. Hmm... I don't leave floof like that around. I don't think you can either. Someone is pulling on your leg or maybe using that horrible machine on YOU!!!! ACK!!!!

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  10. When Pyewacket came She said she couldn't cope with the floof ANYMORE. Everyone at work though she only wore mohair. So She bought the REALLY BIG very sucky vacuum. It's got a powerhead.
    She loves it, we aren't all that keen.

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