4.19.2011

HOUSE OF HORRORS by FIN, Housecat Confidential

The fabulous floofer Fin over at Housecat Confidential
is hosting the House of Horrors Week.
Maggy decided to share with you a few words and pictures about
what she calls her Small Horror, or the SH.
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As you may know, I like to spend most of my time enjoying the breezes and sun spots of the back porch.  But most early mornings you can find me on the window ledge in the guest room, as the rising sun streams in here.  Usually this is a good place to be.  Even Zoey "the botherer" doesn't much bother me here.
But yesterday morning, Monday, well, admittedly, I forgot about that SH ...
Yes, the SH.  Small Horror.  Or Small Human if I must be kind.  He invades my space.  He wants to play.  He wants to touch my furs.  Oh, horrors.  Please do not touch me.  He has only one speed you know: VERY FAST.  He purrs with only one volume: VERY LOUD.  And he does not touch, he grabs and swats and tugs.  Yes, it is a horror indeed to be subjected to this treatment.  Go away, I say.
 Gramma, Maggy isn't being nice. Maggy doesn't want to play with me.
 See, see the look on his face!  I know he's off to find some
Lego's that he can throw at me.
He thinks he's won this battle.  But I shall win the war. 
Perhaps if I scootch back a bit more behind the curtain, he won't know I'm here.
All suggestions on how to handle the SH will be welcome.
I guess I should be glad the Small Horror is only here on Mondays and Fridays,
the other days he goes to day care.
I can rest up on the in-between days.  Speaking of  "horrors", I just had a eureka
moment... I wonder if I can make arrangments for Zoey to go to day care...

22 comments:

  1. Maggy, This is Horror for me too !!!!
    We need to hug each other , Maggy ! It might safe !

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  2. Ahh, but dear Maggy, we have learned the the SH's here can be very good about leaving treats by way of crumbs for us. Maybe you can make a deal with this SH.

    Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

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  3. We suggest you get way up high out of the SH reach.

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  4. Maggy, we no experience with little humans! We would call that a BIG HORROR, not a small one. MOL!

    -Fuzzy Tales

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  5. Oh hide! I hate it when anyone (large or small) invades my space!

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  6. Maggy, when the LH come around my house, I go under the bed as far in the corner as I can get and quietly hide until they go home. I feel your pain.

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  7. Maggy, this is really horrific...I mean, this SH is kinda cute in a human sort of way.

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  8. It's a horror to us two too, when the grandbeans visit!

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  9. Well. Obviously the window should be relocated up three feet higher. That should deter the Sticky Humanettes!

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  10. Hide and pray for school to start! That's how we survived!

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  11. yikes...that is very scary. though the idea of being sent to daycare with lots of those sh things is even scarier!!

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  12. But Maggy, U R too purrity to resist! xxoo bhu

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  13. When the SH's come here we all go hide and don't come out until they are gone.

    That is a pretty bright idea you had about if you can send Zoey to daycare. Hugs and nose kisses

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  14. We all hide when any SH come to our house!! You're pretty brave to sit in that window!!

    The Florida Furkids and Angel Sniffie

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  15. YIKES! We think the little beans are the worst horrors of all!!

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  16. Mebbe iffen ya hide UNNER somethin he wont find ya so quick!

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  17. Maggy, your SH is very cute but we know how scary they all can be sometimes! If we have any around here, the kitties of the house go and hide! Lots of love, Holly and mom

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  18. Oh boy Maggy, i am sorry that he tugs and pulls! Mom says she would NEVER let a kid do that to us!!! We are divine and need to be respected! we are cats!

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  19. One thing I used to do with Little Horrors is I would go limp. I mean completely limp. I wouldn't move at all. They would soon lose interest in me. It worked most of the time.

    good luck with it... pawhugs, Max

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  20. Oh my what a scary little human! I wouldn't know what to do. Thanks for playing!!

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  21. Arjun is growing so fast and he looks so happy!...Just keep hiding behind curtains, Maggy and we bet Zo will play with him and his toys :)...xoxo...Calle, Halle, Sukkki

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  22. poor, tortured kitty! Stay well-hidden and he won't find you to begin with!

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