BEHIND THE SCENES: Fiction vs Fact

Behind The Scenes

We never watch the award-ing shows anymore, I mean my humom doesn't, she hasn't seen any of the movies or popular TV shows, so it doesn't matter too much.  But it was always a bit upsetting that so many awards for so many behind-the-scenes people were given earlier ~ at a so-called offsite event, on another day, another time and place!  Like they didn't matter as much!

Well, I'm like that, that's me!  Did you know I'm behind the scenes, doing most of the Zoolatry blog work?  I'm script consultant but more often screenwriter!  I'm producer, and I do set design, make-up and costumes.  And believe this: I do all my own stunts!  I even go to the canteen to get snax for all the crew, though have noticed some don't like my tuna or salmon crunchy bites.  But seriously, I do do it all, behind the scenes ...

SEE . . .

1.  behind the monitor I can observe the camera crew,
the assistants, the best boys, the lighting techs  . . .

2.  and my clawed-paw is there at the ready, to 
signal a bad take (photoshop crashing!) . . .

3.  my ears are delicately attuned to all that is happening
on set, after all we are PG rated (the humom sometimes

speaks in @*^&* words at this computer). . .

4.  the end of me and tail are there to swish my discontent
should any actors forget their lines . . .

5.  though I do paws for a break when our fave beach photo

pops up on the slide show . . .

6.  so: they best not send me offsite, on another day, to another place
when it's time for my awards (and I anticipate many!!!) . . .

June, June, June.  I've no idea why you posted this today.  Your "script" here is total fiction ~ and you were supposed to do a fact-based documentary!  Sigh.  All this play-acting for sympathy.  Ha!  You are before the camera ~ the star of the show ~ name at the top of the marquee and first when credits roll ~ day in and day out!  Now you're just acting like a little prima donna.  Typical Hollywood behavior we think.  We may just have to take away your SAG privileges for a few days ... get your act together, girl ... (pun intended)