POSTSCRIPT, AUGUST 6, 2008
This purr-formance appraisal was initially done in January 2008. At this time, the CEO and COO of Zoolatry felt a new review was warranted. The Zoolatry Human has indicated to staff and co-workers that the current computer problems at her station are a direct result of "cats walking on keyboards" and have occurred through no fault of hers. Such blatant disrespect for management is highly inappropriate. Further, gossip and innuendo among staff and co-workers is cause for dismissal. At this time, the board of directors has agreed to put the Zoolatry Human on probation for an unspecified amount of time. Providing she can correct all her computer problems and restore integrity and calm to her workplace, it has been further agreed, she will not be dismissed.