Oh, the blithery, blathery pirate, (His name, I believe, is Claude),His manner is sullen and irate, And his humor is vulgar and broad.
He may cast you adrift in a rowboat, (He has no reaction to tears)
Or put you ashore without NO boat, On an island and leave you for years!
by Shel Silverstein
by Shel Silverstein
Cap'n Maggy set out to sea, one morning dark and dank,
with Zoey below decks, trussed 'n' tied 'n' ready to walk the plank!
Aye, aye, cried Zoey, this cannot be, I'll give you a trunk full o'gold.
Avast! cried Maggy, you tell me a lie and one that is quite big and bold!
I'll swab the decks and hoist the sails, and be your mate fast and true,
Aaaar, my matey, Maggy replied... that simply will not do...
by The Zoolatry Human
(Conclusion to be published on the Third Annual Meow Like A Pirate Day)
Might have to come and rescue ol' Zoey. With all that fluff I be she swab the deck pretty darn good!
ReplyDeleteGorgeous! They look brilliant . Well done.
ReplyDeleteAnd again thank you for your help with Pengys pirate photo, Arrrrr!
Garrrr never fear sweet wench. We will set sail across the seven seas to rescue you. In payment you must become a part of our scurvy crew. Yohoho and a bottle of nip rum. Arrrr.
ReplyDeleteFloofy goes quite well with Pirate-y!
ReplyDeleteHow cute!
ReplyDeleteI didn't know about the Pirate day, but I did manage to get a good name!
'Skull Crusher Neck Snapper Nellie'
With a name like that, I'm sure I can rescue Zoey.
Zoey Cap'n Maggy sounds very scary. ~S,S & C
ReplyDeleteYou guys look super pirate-y!
ReplyDeleteHappy Friday!
You're the cutest pirates ever. Move over Johnny Depp!
ReplyDeleteWow! This is pretty good! We couldn't even think of anything.
ReplyDeleteYou might already have one or both awards, but we just gave you two anyway. We like your site.
Arrrrr! We have to wait a year to find out what happened to poor Zoey all trussed and tied????
ReplyDeleteWhere's me bottle of rum?
Arrr! That be some fine rhymin'!
ReplyDeleteMe'arr...that be a furry pirate like tale. Me hopes that nary a cat walks the plank.
ReplyDelete-Stryder & Scotchy
Well done ! My english meows improve, lol ! Arthur and Rosie became pirates, help !
ReplyDeleteMom and I just love the music! Yo Ho, Yo Ho - a pirate's life for us!
ReplyDeleteAnd you two look real scary pirates!
Yo ho ho and a bottle of nip to you cute Pirates!
ReplyDeleteAhoy me hearties - ye are the cutest pair of lady pirates we've seen in many a day!
ReplyDeleteAhoy Zoolatry pirate ladies. We thinks your poems are worthy of a toast of grog!
ReplyDeleteLets go plunder a PetSmart!
Uh oh! What has Zoey done? Do you need a rescue?
ReplyDeleteAhoy mateys!!
ReplyDeleteHappy Pirate Day!!
Arrrrrrrrrr
Abby
Arrrrg! Yer snaggle toof is purrrfect fer pirate day!
ReplyDeleteArrrrr! Yer a couple of fine pirate lasses! Yohoho! Happy Pirates Day!
ReplyDeleteMad Redbeard Wally, Black Neck Snapper Ernie & Bloody Mistress of Death Zoey
pee ess. Zoey, we hope you don't have to walk the plank!
We has to wait a whole year??
ReplyDeleteArrrr! Ye be fine pirates indeed, maties! Avast to ye!
ReplyDeleteArrr, we're meowin' like pirates today too Ye'll ne'er get our buried booty!
ReplyDeleteSniffie and the Florida Furkids
Can pirates be gorgeous? You two are!!!
ReplyDeleteHi Girls,
ReplyDeleteMy what beautiful pirates you two make! :)
Zoey, honey, we sure hope you don't have to walk the plank - yikes!!
{{{hugs}}}
Rocky, Angie, S'More & Mom, Karen
Arr, what a fine pirates you be! Let's set sail after a toast of grog for your writings!
ReplyDeletePurrrs, Calico Bess Rack-ham aka Willow
Avast, what fine pirates ye be on this glorious day! Let's set sail for Temptations and Ham!
ReplyDeletePurrrs, Mad Charity Bonney aka China Cat
Har!! Two fine lass pirates!!!!!
ReplyDeleteBut what's this ?!!! Walking the plank!!!!! Avast, a long year it will be!!!!
Arrrrggggghhhhhhhh!!!!!!!
Pirate Mick the sword Test Dummy
Pegleg Bessie Backstabber
Smugglin Shakira Hawkins
Ahoy, hearties!
ReplyDeleteAye, you two look gorgeous , gar!
But conclusion published next year?? Arrr, you're be kiddin'... Aaaarrrrgggghhhh!!!