9.19.2008

MEOW LIKE A PIRATE

Oh, the blithery, blathery pirate, (His name, I believe, is Claude),
His manner is sullen and irate, And his humor is vulgar and broad.
He may cast you adrift in a rowboat, (He has no reaction to tears)
Or put you ashore without NO boat, On an island and leave you for years!
by Shel Silverstein

Cap'n Maggy set out to sea, one morning dark and dank,
with Zoey below decks, trussed 'n' tied 'n' ready to walk the plank!
Aye, aye, cried Zoey, this cannot be, I'll give you a trunk full o'gold.
Avast! cried Maggy, you tell me a lie and one that is quite big and bold!
I'll swab the decks and hoist the sails, and be your mate fast and true,
Aaaar, my matey, Maggy replied... that simply will not do...
by The Zoolatry Human
(Conclusion to be published on the Third Annual Meow Like A Pirate Day)

30 comments:

  1. Might have to come and rescue ol' Zoey. With all that fluff I be she swab the deck pretty darn good!

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  2. Gorgeous! They look brilliant . Well done.

    And again thank you for your help with Pengys pirate photo, Arrrrr!

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  3. Garrrr never fear sweet wench. We will set sail across the seven seas to rescue you. In payment you must become a part of our scurvy crew. Yohoho and a bottle of nip rum. Arrrr.

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  4. Floofy goes quite well with Pirate-y!

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  5. How cute!

    I didn't know about the Pirate day, but I did manage to get a good name!

    'Skull Crusher Neck Snapper Nellie'
    With a name like that, I'm sure I can rescue Zoey.

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  6. Zoey Cap'n Maggy sounds very scary. ~S,S & C

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  7. You guys look super pirate-y!
    Happy Friday!

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  8. You're the cutest pirates ever. Move over Johnny Depp!

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  9. Wow! This is pretty good! We couldn't even think of anything.

    You might already have one or both awards, but we just gave you two anyway. We like your site.

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  10. Arrrrr! We have to wait a year to find out what happened to poor Zoey all trussed and tied????
    Where's me bottle of rum?

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  11. Arrr! That be some fine rhymin'!

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  12. Me'arr...that be a furry pirate like tale. Me hopes that nary a cat walks the plank.
    -Stryder & Scotchy

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  13. Well done ! My english meows improve, lol ! Arthur and Rosie became pirates, help !

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  14. Mom and I just love the music! Yo Ho, Yo Ho - a pirate's life for us!
    And you two look real scary pirates!

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  15. Yo ho ho and a bottle of nip to you cute Pirates!

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  16. Ahoy me hearties - ye are the cutest pair of lady pirates we've seen in many a day!

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  17. Ahoy Zoolatry pirate ladies. We thinks your poems are worthy of a toast of grog!

    Lets go plunder a PetSmart!

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  18. Uh oh! What has Zoey done? Do you need a rescue?

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  19. Ahoy mateys!!
    Happy Pirate Day!!


    Arrrrrrrrrr
    Abby

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  20. Arrrrg! Yer snaggle toof is purrrfect fer pirate day!

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  21. Arrrrr! Yer a couple of fine pirate lasses! Yohoho! Happy Pirates Day!

    Mad Redbeard Wally, Black Neck Snapper Ernie & Bloody Mistress of Death Zoey

    pee ess. Zoey, we hope you don't have to walk the plank!

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  22. We has to wait a whole year??

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  23. Arrrr! Ye be fine pirates indeed, maties! Avast to ye!

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  24. Arrr, we're meowin' like pirates today too Ye'll ne'er get our buried booty!

    Sniffie and the Florida Furkids

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  25. Can pirates be gorgeous? You two are!!!

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  26. Hi Girls,
    My what beautiful pirates you two make! :)

    Zoey, honey, we sure hope you don't have to walk the plank - yikes!!

    {{{hugs}}}
    Rocky, Angie, S'More & Mom, Karen

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  27. Arr, what a fine pirates you be! Let's set sail after a toast of grog for your writings!

    Purrrs, Calico Bess Rack-ham aka Willow

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  28. Avast, what fine pirates ye be on this glorious day! Let's set sail for Temptations and Ham!

    Purrrs, Mad Charity Bonney aka China Cat

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  29. Har!! Two fine lass pirates!!!!!
    But what's this ?!!! Walking the plank!!!!! Avast, a long year it will be!!!!

    Arrrrggggghhhhhhhh!!!!!!!

    Pirate Mick the sword Test Dummy
    Pegleg Bessie Backstabber
    Smugglin Shakira Hawkins

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  30. Ahoy, hearties!
    Aye, you two look gorgeous , gar!

    But conclusion published next year?? Arrr, you're be kiddin'... Aaaarrrrgggghhhh!!!

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