October 06, 2008

Be the first in your neighborhood! Sure to be the top-selling Halloween Costume for 2008. One size fits all Republicans. Made in Alaska, USA. Free shipping and no tax to all Red State residents. Disclaimer: Mask will not protect against liberal hits.
Call 800-555-Puck to order!
Adult Trick-or-Treaters only, must be over age 21, also. Special six-pack offer available for a limited time only, also. Also a great host/hostesss gift for that Halloween or Election Eve party, also. Disclaimer #1: Consumption may cause a tendency for saying stupid things. Disclaimer #2: Excessive consumption guaranteed to cause a four-year hangover.

My name is Annie Geegaw and I approved this ad.

15 comments:

  1. HaHaHaHa! I think that's great!

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  2. Be careful or pit bull with lipstick try to ban your blog. Will put pressure on CatBlogosphere.

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  3. I do not know a lot about that stuff over there's but we is assuming that she said something stupid...

    Could that be any worse than the man in office now? :P

    V-V

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  4. Hi Girls!
    This is a great post! We love it! Mommy may need some of that Maverick Ale (or a good bottle of wine!) to help her get through the debate tomorrow night. The avalanche of lies coming out of the Republican camp is stressing her out!

    xoxoxo

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  5. I loved your post, hehehehehe
    Mavewick my @%$
    We can only watch the SNL vewsion of that woman
    smoochie kisses
    ASTA

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  6. *SNORK* *SNORK* *SNORK* *WHEEZE*

    ::it's ok, mom, here's your inhaler. you better buy anofur one, too. it's a lonnnnnnnnng time until this lyin' chin waggin' is ofur.::

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  7. I just love your Halloween themed posts! How do you think of it all?

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  8. Hahahahahahaha!!!!!! Good one :)
    Nice to see ya Annie Geegaw!!
    Purrs Mickey

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  9. So funny..! Love your Halloween themed post.

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