The Number One Choice for Halloween '08. It's the hottest thing on the blogs! Our best seller! We can't keep 'em in stock. Order today! It's THE ZOOTH! Created and designed by Zoey of Zoolatry, THE ZOOTH is made of high quality materials, with close attention to every detail, and was created as an exact replica of her very own snaggle-zooth. Easy to wear, and it comes in it's own gilded storage box for safe-keeping. Order now and we'll include the shine-it-up brush and a full supply of Dogodent or Catodent to ensure your ZOOTH will stay fixed in place until the witching-hour. We have hundreds of satisfied customers ~ Maggy from Zoolatry sported her ZOOTH just this past Wednesday and was thrilled with this attention getting costume. The family woofies, Willow and Dio, show off their very own ZOOTH's in the photo below. Even with barks and howls, the ZOOTH stays right where it is placed, no worries about slippage or drooling, EVER!
BUT WAIT... order today, and your shipping is FREE. That's right...FREE shipping anywhere in the continental US. But hurry, supplies are limited. And our very special offer... order today and we'll include ONE ADDITIONAL ZOOTH for free. That's right... two elegantly boxed ZOOTHes, with accessories and free shipping all at one, low low price. This is the Halloween '08 Costume... it is out selling the Hockey Mom suit, the Maverick gear and even Joe Six Pack. Be the first on your blog to wear one.
Call 800-555-ZOOTH today!