Here are some Halloween Poppers for you.
However, a word of advice
from one who knows.
If you plan to play with any of these holiday decorations,
be sure you have had a very good peticure first.
Surely you must be joking.
Not only would my lovely furs get all caught in your sticky webbies,
but this teeny tiny hat you gave just doesn't cut it.
On second thought: what if I wore the hat on my toof?