See, I'm a "two bonz boy". When I sit down with my bonz, I always have a spare at the ready.
Even as I'm gnawing away, bonz no. 2 is within easy reach.
I believe one has a responsibility to protect and care for ones bonz. So even at rest, and
when I sleep, my bonz remain safe and secure in my trusty pawz.
No one shall come between me and my bonz, or they will face these clawz of doom!