THE STORY OF JOE-BACCA a/k/a CHEWY JOE
He's the fearsome Wookie warrior of legendary fame.
You can call him Chewy Joe, hay-lovin' donk by name!
He's about a bazillion feet tall
and he's famously loyal to all.
Came here long ago from the planet Kashyyk,
now he's a star and Hans Solo's sidekick.
Along with the "rebels" (known as Marg's Cats)
tho not all of them were furry-diplomats ...
some fought against the invaders, crossbows at the ready.
Joe-Bacca's aim was always sure and steady.
So thanks to Joe-Bacca and the Cats
the galaxies are peaceful and free ...
Now our friend Chewy Joe
must go get a hair cut ...
don't you agree?
(and maybe get his hooves trimmed, too!)
Thank you Joe for being part of Boolatry.