COMPROMISE, Part One

Excuse me, but you're in my chair.

Yes, well I'm having a snack and watching the news.

Excuse me again.  Like I said, you're in my chair.  Please move.

And, like I said.  I'm snacking. Watching the news.

I can see that.  I see the food.  I see the remote.  But I want to sit there.

You can sit beside me.

I don't want to sit beside you.  I want the whole chair.  It's my chair.

You can sit in your hammick.  Your cat tree.  Your blankie basket.  Your other cat tree.

There are lots of places you can sit.

I don't want to sit in any of those places.

OMC you are stubborn.

Yes I am.  I am a cat.

So.  So I'm supposed to get up and move? Right?

Yes.

OK