One-Inch: "Would someone please ever so kindly open the door just a wee bit wider for me?"Three-Inches: "Please and thank you, but I don't believe that is quite enough!"
Five-Inches: "Geez, you think I've been on NutriSystems maybe, c'mon, c'mon...?"
Eight-Inches: "@#*&(@$#)*@)#*()@*#)@eeeoooowwieowie@#$****************** !"
Oh you came over and I wanted to say I came over to gloat. Oh well. Purrs anyway.
ReplyDeleteDon't go out that door! Too much danger lives outside. Stay inside where it is warm, nice, and safe.
ReplyDeleteOh dear!
ReplyDeleteWe're SURE it's all just floof. :)
I'm so hot! I have three fans on me and am writing snow posts! - Leslie.
ReplyDeleteHa! Just stay in, that way the size of the opening won't matter!
ReplyDeleteHaha Eric duz that too. I put my paw in the gap and open it.
ReplyDeleteFlynn
maaahahaha so funny!
ReplyDeletexx
Come on Zoey ,use yer paw!!
ReplyDeleteYou know that most of you is floof,right?
Purrs Mickey
Hi Maggy and Zoey,
ReplyDeleteJust came back over to say hi.....you are not that wide....looks like lots of furs!
--JB
Funny!
ReplyDeleteCrap. Dem beans think dey is sooo funny. Ha, like to see one of mine skweez der big butts thru and 8" opening. Yeah, din't think so...
ReplyDeleteha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I'm sure it is all floofy furs. No doors on the inside should be closed, only ones leading to the scary outside.
ReplyDeleteIt is very irritating when you have to open the door wider to get through, I often have this problem myself. FAZ
ReplyDeleteput a little shoulder into it...
ReplyDeleteAs a mancat of considerable girth, I fully understand your plight.
ReplyDeleteRocky
*giggle*! I understand. I am a bit... shall I say, full-figured? Though in your case, I'm sure most of it is floof!
ReplyDeletePurrs and snuggles from Marilyn!
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ReplyDeleteThat's a really kool graphic! I am sure you two aren't pudgy at all -- you are both just furry furry floofiferous!
ReplyDeleteKittyhugs and purrs from MaoMao!