August 12, 2008

OPTI-CAT APPOINTMENT

Last week I went to Dr Opti-Cat with the Zoolatry Human. She said sometimes she sees way too many of me (how can that be?). Other times she says I am way too fuzzy in the middle (gee, I'm fuzzy all over!). The doctor says she has early cat-a-racts. I said, "oh no... we're not having any more cats in our house... on racks or otherwise!"
I got my eyes examined, too. Is 1 better than 2? 1 or 2? 2 or 1?
The Zoolatry Human says why do they always use the same letters,
she memorized those letters on the chart when
she was 6-years-old and that was at least century ago.

They use drops to biggify your eyes. I think this magnifier glass does the same thing. I tried on lots of contact lenses (I'm too vain for glasses... at least not yet!). The green ones make me look jealous. The yellow ones make me look bright and cheerful. The red ones make me look angry, and I am never angry. Later my eyes felt quite blank and empty! Later than that, my eyes were once again the "baby blues" that twinkle and shine. I decided not to get contacts.
I think I'll stay with my Elton John Yellow Brick Road Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me Benny and The Jets spectaculars with just a hint of a tint of royal purple.

13 comments:

  1. Oh Zoey, those red contacts make you look like a little devil! We absolutely love that furrst photo of the two (four?) of you. It's an amazing effect.

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  2. Zoey, you baby blues are the purrfect eues for you!

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  3. Ok... seeing double or triple of you meaning she have to feed her that amount? Haha :P

    http://crizcats.blogspot.com/

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  4. Your poor mom! That doesn't sound like fun.

    Zoey, I LOVE your new Elton John look!

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  5. Zooey
    I think the mowe of you, the bettew, but i guess it give s hoomans a headache when that happens..Im so glad you decided to stay wif youw own gowgeous baby blue eyes and no contacts
    smoochie kisses
    ASTA

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  6. Don't change those baby blues!!

    Hope your mom's eyes are OK.

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  7. We love that photo but it's a little eerie seeing all those eyes at once. We're sorry your human has early cataracts. We hope you'll take good care of her.

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  8. Zoey, there can never be too many of you! The glasses are just perfect for your beautiful baby blues!

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  9. All those different eye colors are pretty cool, but I like your own eye color ... :)

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  10. Zoey, your baby blues are purrfect! We really like the glasses too!!

    Sniffie and the Florida Furkids

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  11. I hope you have more luck with your early cataracts than I did! Ops went well, but I still see double! If that's your house for sale please email me... :) xxx

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  12. Zoey, I'm glad you didn't get contacts I like your blue eyes just the way they are. My Mom had catarcats too but she said having the surgery was one of the best things she had done. She can see better now than when she was in the fifth grade. She also had stigmatism and anti-stigmatism (what ever the heck that is) which she had fixed too. Mom had coke bottom glasses, but now they are not big. She can see without them but she still needs them. She was all excited to see each and every leaf on a tree.

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