WARNING: Not Suitable Unless You've Taken Dramamine
Read on, but only if you dare! We came up with two upchuck-worthy poems today: a human version and a pet version. And friends Angel Sammy and Teddy came up with an quirky/unusual photo challenge for today. We're not sure who would be interested in taking a bite into this ~ let alone manage to consume the entire thing! Maybe if you hop over to visit them at TWO SPOILED CATS you'll find someone who did!
THE BARFING BURGER
A Poem For Humans
No!
Won't eat it,
cause I am a wimp.
If'n I did,
I'd blow up like a blimp!
Then off to the loo,
you'd see me rush.
And out it would spew,
like an exorcist gush!
THE BURGER SHE ATE
A Warning Poem For June and all Cats & Dogs
June! Do not eat that!
For I can barely speculate,
what will be in your litter box.
What it will surely activate!
So many bad things
that burger will stimulate,
awful smells, ugly sights,
both enough to nauseate.
June! Do not eat that,
I do not exaggerate!
Honey, you'll have such
a big belly ache!
BLOG HOP
Thankful we didn't even try to eat this!
hahahaha we had the same thoughts about that LOL... is that a kind of loo-gic? ;O))))
ReplyDeleteMOL!!!! We wouldn't eat it either!!!
ReplyDeleteLove both the poems. I'm with you on both. This does not look appetizing to me one bit.
ReplyDeleteHave a fabulous Thankful Thursday. ♥
We love both of those poems. BOL!
ReplyDeleteTerrific!
ReplyDeleteThis would happen to me, since I've been vegan for many years...
MOL MOL MOL : "exorcist gush" that was hilarious and Oh do I agree about the litter box
ReplyDeleteWell done!!
Hugs cecilia
LOL! We know a couple people who could eat that giant burger, and one of them is Dad. Chester would probably take a crack at it if you took out any onions.
ReplyDeleteThose poems are really way too funny! Thanks for joining our Thankful Thursday Blog Hop!
ReplyDeleteMOL! Fun poems today!
ReplyDeleteGreat job with both poems. XO
ReplyDeleteMOL, MOL!!
ReplyDeleteGreat ditties!
Your poems are too funny☺
ReplyDeleteWe LOL'd at your two fun poems. That is one HUGE sandwich. We don't think anyone would be able to bite into that!!!
ReplyDeleteWoos - Lightning, Misty, and Timber
That sammie is bound to cause lots of trouble! MOL
ReplyDeleteBOL!!! Thanks for the giggles!!!
ReplyDeleteI could live off the for a month. I think you are lucky if you throw it up. It would sit in your stomach for weeks.
ReplyDeleteYep, that sandwich is a gut-buster. You came up with two perfect poems!
ReplyDeleteOo Oo Icky Poo! We would love to get our claws on that burger and try to eat it though!
ReplyDeleteThose poems are incredibly fabulous!!! Love that you did two versions - equally in awe of such a humongous sandwich. I feel confident I could eat the very top portion but the rest of it is what I'd call "overkill" !!!! Thanks for joining in our poetry fun! Next week's will be a doozy too.
ReplyDeleteHugs, Pam and Teddy