WITCHY WOMAN

I am a witchy woman ~ no I'm not ~ not really,

but lots of stuff has been a-brewing in my cauldron ~ 

and lots of words that rhyme with "WITCH" have

bubbled up and out of mine Mommy's mouth.  Oh yes, oh my.

Like just last night, she wanted to visit awholabunch of my bloggie furriends ...

and I suddenly heard her say ...

OH NO, NOT AGAIN, ANOTHER 'INNERNETS GLITCH,

THIS IS A REAL B...H!

I'M GONNA PITCH THIS 'PUTER RIGHT OUTTA THE WINDOW

AND DITCH  COMCAST/XFINITY FOR GOOD!

It's time for me to go hide in my closet yet again,

I have my paws together that it stays on long enough today

that she'll calm down a little bit, I'm losing 

a lot of fur over this  ...