August 09, 2026

DID YOU WANT THE FULL COVERAGE PLAN?

 Another story about June and her blankie basket.

As primary advisor for June, I always recommended she get the full coverage plan for most of her needs ~ financial, medical, so on, so forth.  Reviewing her files recently, it appeared she was 'scammed' into some unnecessary partial coverage.  With the full coverage plan, she'll sit before the basket, paw gently on it [no harm done], meow, perhaps look toward me [if I'm around], I'll go and lift the polka dot blankie.  In she jumps and I gently cover her ~ fully ~ with her blankie.  She's content, fully covered.


The partial coverage plan is simply insufficient and paws-down, a fraud. With this plan, there is no assistance what-so-ever, no co-pays is one way to put it! She forces those little paws on the basket sides, nearly causing it to collapse.*  She struggles then to cover herself with her blankie, always leaving fragile body-parts exposed.**

*a collapsed basket will likely result in the filing of a claim as she'll sooner or later need to purchase a new basket
**those fragile and gentle little lady parts may suffer harm, chilly and unprotected, and so another claim may need to be filed

Of course, these claims will be denied.  Appeals denied.  My poor sweet June, little did she know when she answered that random text message who was on the other end ... a fraudster ...





CHOOSE FULL COVERAGE
Never fear, dear.

I'll cover you ~ 
for everything, always.


5 comments:

  1. The best coverage ever, June! A deal to jump at!

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  2. June, your mommy had you covered. we all know that for sure..... You are blessed to have a mommy that provides Full Coverage plus FOOD and shelter

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  3. Juney, if you need to sue those fraudsters, We, the J-Cats, cattorneys-at-law, are always at your service. Pro bono.

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  4. Yup. full coverage is always better, June so hop to it!

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  5. Both witty and funny... and delightfully endearing. June, you are so loved🩵🤍

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