Yes, of course I know how to spell "ornaments", after all I'm not in kittengarten anymore and my spelling has gotz very good now. However, I am still going to call these "ornery-ments" and I'll tell you why if you care to know [but mebbe you do not] ...
You see, we do not have space in our little studio for a big tree, we just have a little tree. So every year, mine Mommy has put two garlands on our window blinds. And on those garlands we would display our ornaments! She has her red-and-white stripey ornaments because red-and-white stripey things, all things [especially her sox] are just her thing. And I have my blue-and-white polka dot ornaments because ~ well, you know! It looked so purrty and made us both happy!
Earlier this year our management gave us a set of new blinds ~ and actually we are very pleased with them, they are better in all ways. Well, all 'cept for one. They are super lightweight and when mine Mommy went to hang our garlands last week, "oopsie", it wouldn't and couldn't support them, "oh no, oh dear" ~ it just was not to be.
No garland and no stripey or polka-dot ornaments for she or me.
Not this Christmas you see,
they've not yet found a new home,
these ornery-ments.
We shall see, too big for our little tree.
It seems whatever will be, will be,
So, I am feeling a bit ornery!
Meowz.
