Special note: being that mine Mommy is a very pawlitical animal, she gave me two words to learn today. She told me today is sort of an "ofurcial" kick-off for something or other of interest to her that will be news-worthy (worthy, sometimes being highly questionable) over the many months ahead. She did tell me that whether you are a fence-sitter, or reside on one side of the fence or t'other, it's still very very im-paw-tent to pay attention to this stuff. Now, I'm not sure I agree with her, but my kitty listening ears will have to put up with it all nonetheless, so I may as well learn the words so I'll at least know what she's yelling about
or understand when she's talking to herself, meow.
PURRESIDENT
purresident (n): the elected head of a republic, head of state, chief of state, elected head of a country, alternate spelling: president
IM.PAW.TENT
You will not see me on stage tonight in Milwaukee. I did not meet the superficial requirements to be there [nor did I have the green papers for an airline ticket and no one offered a private jet].
Be that as it may, using one of my words-of-the-week, it is incumbent [no, I am not an incumbent, but I also do like that word] on me to point out that the days, weeks and months ahead will be defining for all.
This time is IM.PAW.TENT for all, whether two-footed or four-footed.
And so that all will truly have a fair choice, in time I will share my pawsitions and pawlicies on all matters and things of im-paw-tence. In time I will seek out trusted advisors to serve and nap and m.o.l. beside me. My meows will be kind and gentle and honest, without anger or hate or spite, never revenge.
My paws are clean, my intentions pure, I will never be tempted [though admittedly, the occasional Temptation treat may be difficult to resist], and my first purromise is to treat all other catidates with respect [well, almost all of them]. Although my platform will be high-up (as cats prefer) it will be accessible to all. No pussy-footing around from me, no caterwauling to crowds, no fake-cat-AI-trickery. Cats already rule the inner-nets so thankfully you won't see me blasting ads that interrupt your social media time.
Just JUNE, June for Purresident, 2024.
Sounds purrty good, doesn't it?